Jeff Nye

1234 Coming Soon · Sweet Nelly, XY 98765 · (100) 001-0101 · name@email.com

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Experience

Some guy

Some Place

Some work.

Then - Now

Some Other Guy

Some Place, Dept X

Secret stuff.

Before That - Then

Dad's Special Guy

Dad's Basement

Command center action.

Beginning - Near The End

Gleam

'63 Ford Fairmont

Couldn't really say.

Before - Then After

Education

University of One

Bachelor of Science
Math and english and economics

0.00.01 - 0.00.02

High School (really?)

Dont even want to go there

0.00.00 - 0.00.01

Skills

Programming Languages & Tools
Workflow
  • Standing up, wondering why
  • Cross Purposes Testing & Blaming
  • Cross Dysfunctional Teams
  • Agile Development & Scrum (yeah right)

Interests

The Neuralyzer rev 1.0

I put my pants on.


Awards & Certifications

  • Participation
  • Participation Consolation Prize
  • 1st Place - Speling
  • 1st Place - American Ninja's
  • 2nd Place - Top Gun
  • 1st Place - Northrend Fishing Tournament
  • 3rd Place - StrangleThorn Glee Club Annual

Projects ; Super-Funtastic

  • The Neuralyzer rev 1.0 - if(GOP) 'enter chamber' else 'please step around'
  • Neuter The Nonsense - Legalize Chemical Castration of the Supreme Court
  • Wrap Those Rascals - NRA members must wear bras in public - by law
  • To Stupid To Fail - Current Events Test For All Candidates