Jeff Nye

1234 Coming Soon · Sweet Nelly, XY 98765 · (100) 001-0101 · name@email.com

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Experience

Some guy

Some Place

Some work.

Then - Now

Some Other Guy

Some Place, Dept X

Secret stuff.

Before That - Then

Dad's Special Guy

Dad's Basement

Command center action.

Beginning - Near The End

Gleam

'63 Ford Fairmont

Couldn't really say.

Before - Then After

Education

University of One

Bachelor of Science

Math and english and economics

0.00.01 - 0.00.02

High School (really?)

Dont even want to go there

0.00.00 - 0.00.01

Skills

Programming Languages & Tools

Workflow

Standing up, wondering why
Cross Purposes Testing & Blaming
Cross Dysfunctional Teams
Agile Development & Scrum (yeah right)

Interests

The Neuralyzer rev 1.0

I put my pants on.

Awards & Certifications

Participation
Participation Consolation Prize
1^st Place - Speling
1^st Place - American Ninja's
2^nd Place - Top Gun
1^st Place - Northrend Fishing Tournament
3^rd Place - StrangleThorn Glee Club Annual

Projects ; Super-Funtastic

The Neuralyzer rev 1.0 - if(GOP) 'enter chamber' else 'please step around'
Neuter The Nonsense - Legalize Chemical Castration of the Supreme Court
Wrap Those Rascals - NRA members must wear bras in public - by law
To Stupid To Fail - Current Events Test For All Candidates